Don't Bang Denmark is a hater travel guide that reluctantly teaches you how to sleep with Danish women while in Denmark. In addition, it offers a cultural dissection of Danish people and their unsatisfying culture.
Here's what you'll find inside...
What to expect from a trip to Denmark
The downsides of providing all Danish citizens with cradle-to-grave services
Why Jante Law, a set of cultural rules engrained in every Dane, is the biggest cockblocker in the world
How to save on accommodations and going out in one of the most expensive countries in Europe
Most of the book is dedicated to the women. You'll read...
How being your normal American self is likely to anger Danish women
The reason why game as you know it is ineffective in Denmark
The horrible appearance and personality of the average Danish woman
Why it's almost impossible to get along with a Danish woman if you're an alpha...